lack-lustin:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

hoooooly shit

(via parisiangiraffe)

424

"These days, I’m using the Mozzarella one… With the fire."

- Client, when asked what internet browser he’s been using (via clientsfromhell)

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sicklysatisfied:

I think you are beautiful on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/122904271/via/heavennnnn
783
lukelewiss:

Synster gates guitar
858
catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com
manic-musician:

I support this lifestyle, even if I’m not good at it sometimes

Live a true and wholesome life with good ethics, respect, and responsibility.
mangledwurzels:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"